This might be the last time I am on this for a few days... We are leaving for fairmount (and the weather is anything but fair there) and I don't think I will be able to post but I might. Thanks for reading the best blog in the world!!!<> :)
Thursday, May 26, 2011
Daily Joke
I normally don't do blonde jokes, but I thought that this was hilarious :)
There once was a blonde who was sick of all the blonde jokes, so she decided to dye her hair red and try and trick everyone into thinking that she was a redhead.
After she dyed her hair, she went for a drive to see if she could trick anyone.
She came across a sheep herder and his herd and said, "If I can guess how many sheep you have in your herd, can I take one home?"
The sheep herder said, "Sure!"
The blonde proudly said, "There are 345 sheep."
The sheep herder exclaimed, "Wow! That is absolutely right, so go ahead and pick a sheep to take home."
The Blonde got out, got a sheep, and put it in her car.
The sheep herder said, "Now I have a deal for you. If I can guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?"
There once was a blonde who was sick of all the blonde jokes, so she decided to dye her hair red and try and trick everyone into thinking that she was a redhead.
After she dyed her hair, she went for a drive to see if she could trick anyone.
She came across a sheep herder and his herd and said, "If I can guess how many sheep you have in your herd, can I take one home?"
The sheep herder said, "Sure!"
The blonde proudly said, "There are 345 sheep."
The sheep herder exclaimed, "Wow! That is absolutely right, so go ahead and pick a sheep to take home."
The Blonde got out, got a sheep, and put it in her car.
The sheep herder said, "Now I have a deal for you. If I can guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?"
Monday, May 23, 2011
New Summer's Resolutions
Never did do a new year resolution so I decided to just do a summer. Hopefully over the summer I will continue to do or accomplish all of the following.
1. Shower ever day (JUST KIDDING!!! I do shower every day) lol
2. Eat only one desert a week
3. Eat at least one fruit a day
4. Get at least 10 hours of sleep a night
5. Continue to lift weights every other day
6. Continue to read the Bible every day
7. Continue to work on jumping every other day
8. Run sprints every day
9. Practice basketball every day
10. Eat no veggies (joking, again)
11. Save up for and buy an iPad
1 Corinthians 10:25-26: Everyone who competes in the games goes into strict training. They do it for a crown that will not last, we do it for a crown that will last forever. Therefore I do not run like a man running aimlessly, I do not fight like a man beating the air, but I beat my body and make it my slave, so that I will not be disqualified for the prize. (no idea what version)
1. Shower ever day (JUST KIDDING!!! I do shower every day) lol
2. Eat only one desert a week
3. Eat at least one fruit a day
4. Get at least 10 hours of sleep a night
5. Continue to lift weights every other day
6. Continue to read the Bible every day
7. Continue to work on jumping every other day
8. Run sprints every day
9. Practice basketball every day
10. Eat no veggies (joking, again)
11. Save up for and buy an iPad
1 Corinthians 10:25-26: Everyone who competes in the games goes into strict training. They do it for a crown that will not last, we do it for a crown that will last forever. Therefore I do not run like a man running aimlessly, I do not fight like a man beating the air, but I beat my body and make it my slave, so that I will not be disqualified for the prize. (no idea what version)
Friday, May 20, 2011
Sin
I haven't written anything serious for a while, so here we go. By the way, isn't that a great title? ;)
As christians we have to be careful not to fall into the trap that because Jesus has saved us, its ok for us to sin, and live like the world, or just use the excuse that nobody is perfect. Jude talks about that, in his chapter, I believe somewhere around verse 5-7 or so. In the Bible it says that unless your righteousness exceeds the righteousness of the scribes and pharisees then my no means will you enter the kingdom of Heaven. The great thing, is the double transfer of Jesus's death. Not only are our sins transferred to Him but His righteousness is transferred to us. That is redemption. We are all in the process of being justified, this is a continuous action, that will continue until the rapture, of us becoming more like Christ. If you go to my sunday school (and didn't fall asleep) you would already know all about that...
As christians we have to be careful not to fall into the trap that because Jesus has saved us, its ok for us to sin, and live like the world, or just use the excuse that nobody is perfect. Jude talks about that, in his chapter, I believe somewhere around verse 5-7 or so. In the Bible it says that unless your righteousness exceeds the righteousness of the scribes and pharisees then my no means will you enter the kingdom of Heaven. The great thing, is the double transfer of Jesus's death. Not only are our sins transferred to Him but His righteousness is transferred to us. That is redemption. We are all in the process of being justified, this is a continuous action, that will continue until the rapture, of us becoming more like Christ. If you go to my sunday school (and didn't fall asleep) you would already know all about that...
Monday, May 16, 2011
Poor Vikings, sadly its almost true...
Q. How do the Vikings count to 10?
A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
Q. How do you keep a Viking out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts!
Q. Where do you go in Minneapolis in case of a tornado?
A. To the Metrodome - there's never a touchdown!
Q. What do you call a Viking with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief!
Q. Why doesn't St. Paul have a professional football team?
A. Because then Minneapolis would want one!
Q. What's the difference between the Vikings and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar!
Q. How many Vikings does it take to win a SuperBowl?
A. Nobody knows!
Q. What do the Vikings and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Q. What do you call 50 guys sitting at home watching the play-offs?
A. The Vikings.
A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
Q. How do you keep a Viking out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts!
Q. Where do you go in Minneapolis in case of a tornado?
A. To the Metrodome - there's never a touchdown!
Q. What do you call a Viking with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief!
Q. Why doesn't St. Paul have a professional football team?
A. Because then Minneapolis would want one!
Q. What's the difference between the Vikings and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar!
Q. How many Vikings does it take to win a SuperBowl?
A. Nobody knows!
Q. What do the Vikings and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Q. What do you call 50 guys sitting at home watching the play-offs?
A. The Vikings.
Same old, Daily Joke
I thought this was great...
Why did the runner quit the race against Bigfoot?
He couldn't face defeet!!
Why did the runner quit the race against Bigfoot?
He couldn't face defeet!!
Friday, May 13, 2011
Listening/ Talking
Its happened to all of us, you are talking to someone, when someone else comes along and starts talking, giving no heed to you or what you have been trying to say. (that is what is so nice about this blog! You can't say anything until the end ;) ) Its very annoying and very rude, the Bible says to beware of the tongue for it is an instrument of sin. We should try to be better listeners and maybe not so much of a talker. Let me tell you, its fun to talk, have people hear you, and laugh (if its a joke) or just listen well, but there is not much more frustrating then trying to tell someone something and having others talking at the same time. Sometimes, I have discovered, that people will let their tongue talk, and not know what they are going to say next. Its happened to me, sometimes its funny, with the wrong people its very embarrassing and sometimes can cause permeant divisions in relationships. That is why I am trying to say to day, that if anyone talked half as much and listened twice as much they would that much wiser. You can not learn from what you are saying (most of the time) but if someone else is talking you learn.
I have noticed at drivers ed (speaking of which, stay off the roads in late August early September) that many many many (just about all) the people there take God's name in vain in about one in every 3 sentences. It is very disturbing to have to hear that all the time (which is one reason I am glad I don't go to the public school system).
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Daily Joke/ Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep.
Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.”
Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.”
Holmes said: “and what do you deduce from that?”
Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life.”
And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”
Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.”
Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.”
Holmes said: “and what do you deduce from that?”
Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life.”
And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”
Sunday, May 8, 2011
Happy Mothers Day!!!
Some of you know, I got up at 5:30 this morning to make breakfast for mom, now granted, most of the time she doesn't get up at 5:30 but it kinda gives you a sense of how much moms sacrifice for us... everyday. That is probably why there is a day dedicated to them. Anyway... HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!!! (all moms and future moms) Guys, you are going to have to wait till june (I think that's fathers day)
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