Daily Joke

Barrack Obama and Sarah Palin were sitting by each other on a plane. Obama thinking Palin was an Alaskan redneck thought he could make some easy money by tricking her into playing a game. 

He told her," If I ask you a question, and you don't know it, then you pay me five dollars. If I don't know one of your questions, I'll pay you FIVE HUNDRED dollars.

Palin agreed and Obama began the game by asking, "How many miles is it from the Sun to Jupiter?" 

Not knowing Palin paid him five dollars. 

Then Palin asked Obama," What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four? 

After long hours of researching and consulting everyone he knew... he finally gave up and paid the five hundred dollars to Palin.

Then Obama asked, "So...what's the answer. What goes up the hill with three legs and comes down with four? 

Palin handed him five dollars. :)

Only in America...

1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America... do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.

5. Only in America... do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Daily Joke

Now just a warning, I probably won't be doing any blonde jokes (I am blond) or yo mama, sense I don't like that kind of humor. 




One day President Obama fell off a bridge and was saved by three young boys.

Obama thanked them and said he'd give them all one thing in the whole world. 

The first boy asked for a trip to Disney Land and vuala... that summer he was in Disney Land.

The second boy asked for a pair of Nike Shocks and sure enough the next day he was wearing a pair of Nike's.

The third boy asked for a wheel chair with a plasma TV, cup holders and hydrolics. 

Obama, looking puzzled at the boy, asked why he wanted a tricked out wheel chair because he didn't look disabled. 

The young boy replied, "I will be after my father finds out that I saved you".

Maror

     I was thinking, what with the passover today, we complain of eating the maror (horse radish), but it is really only a fraction of the pain that Jesus went through on the cross, but here is the thing. As Dr. RC Sproul said I doubt that Jesus even felt the pain of the cross, sever as it was. It was way worse to be taken from God's face. It became BLACK and the curtain ripped in two (from top to bottom).