Key Verse

How can a young man keep his way pure? By guarding it according to thy word. Psalm 119:9

Friday, November 11, 2011

Funnyness is back

I haven't put any jokes on for a while so here it goes :)
Funny Puns:
I wondered why the baseball was getting  bigger, then it hit me.

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

I did a theatrical performance on puns, really it was just a play on words.

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how a Mercedes bends.

Lightning sometimes shocks people because it doesn't know how to conduct its self.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is a period, it marks the end of his sentence.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

Sleep comes so naturally to me, I can do it with my eyes closed.

The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bike and a nicely dressed man on a trike? A tire.

If you step in a plane and see a friend of yours named jack, don't yell Hi Jack!

The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

No matter how much you push the envelope it will still be stationary.

A grenade thrown in a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart

Did you hear about the fire at the circus? The heat was in tents!

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Sufferings and natural disasters

Tonight at Power Tower, Pastor S talked about natural disasters and earthly sufferings. Especially relating to the point: "is God in control and ordaining it to happen?" We read a passage from Luke:

13:1 There were some present at that very time who told him about the Galileans whose blood Pilate had mingled with their sacrifices. 2 And he answered them, “Do you think that these Galileans were worse sinners than all the other Galileans, because they suffered in this way? 3 No, I tell you; but unless you repent, you will all likewise perish. 4 Or those eighteen on whom the tower in Siloam fell and killed them: do you think that they were worse offenders than all the others who lived in Jerusalem? 5 No, I tell you; but unless you repent, you will all likewise perish.”

In this section some Jews come to Jesus and tell Him about a disaster that had happened, that people offering sacrifices were ruthlessly murdered by pilate. They assume that they must have committed some sin and appear to be coming to Jesus to confirm this. They were probably shocked to find that instead of agreeing with them Jesus shows them their own pride and tells them twice what they didn't want to hear. They are proud that they hadn't sinned as badly as those that died. Clearly Jesus says that this is not the case, instead he points out that they will to die in the same manner if they do not repent. This isn't saying that if you are saved life will be easy and carefree. Then he goes and says it all again! Clearly the point of natural disasters are to point out, to people, how close they are to eternity and to make them start to think. Millions of people have died as a result of seemingly purposeless storms, earthquakes, and floods but I believe that millions have been saved forever as a result of these same disasters. "For God works all things together for good for those how love Him and are called according to His purpose" this might not mean that it will be for our good on earth but for the eternal good of others. Basically its a divine wake-up call.

Saturday, November 5, 2011

New Testament

I just finished the entire new testament for the first time! I started it this summer. Now I am going to start the old testament and see how long that takes :D

Friday, November 4, 2011

Secret Church

Tonight I attended a special thing called (you guessed it) Secret Church. It is basically a elongated, super speedy service similar to those Christians would have in a country where it was illegal to meet. Over 50,000 people across the globe were watching and listening as David Platt burned through five hours of study in an intense simulcast that lasted from 6 to 12 at night. It easily could have taken 18 hours if he had dwelt on the topics more, but this way we were each sent home with a 150 page book that we filled in during the course of the night. This provides hours of study afterward. Last time we studied: Crucifixion, Salvation, and the Glory of God. This time the topic was: Marriage, Family, Sex, and the Gospel... Let's just say there were a few awkward moments :D I could type for hours about both topics but instead I suggest that you sign up for the next simulcast on Good Friday. It is amazing that in this world where everyone has such a short attention span 50,000 people all watched and listened and took notes for six hours, especially when it is late at night. This time when he would get to a good point I would circle it or star it, but soon I realized that every point would be starred so I gave up... Here is the basic out line that he covered this time:
• Gospel Foundations
The Character of God
The sinfulness of man
The sufficiency of Christ
The necessity of faith
The Urgency of Eternity
• God's Design
The Gospel and sexuality
The Gospel and marriage
The Gospel and parenting
The Gospel and the orphan
The Gospel and singleness
The Gospel and the widow
• Man's Distortion
The Gospel and Divorce
The Gospel and homosexuality
The Gospel and abortion
The Gospel and polygamy
The Gospel and pornography
• Special issue
Satisfaction in marriage

Its a lot to cover but he did a great job. I hope you check out more about Secret Church!

Monday, October 24, 2011

Trip

I wrote a letter out about our trip and thought maybe someone would like to read it. It is very long and goes into a lot of detail, but enjoy :D


October 20 2011

Dear Friends,
Hello! How have you been? I decided to write a letter about the trip I went on recently, out to New York. There was five main sections: Transit in, Philadelphia, New York, Boston, and transit out. I will devote an entire paragraph to each. We visited each in that order, though there was some excitement in the middle, but you will have to wait to find out what happened!
The whole trip started at home when we picked up a 32 foot pull behind camper. It was really awesome inside and we couldn't wait to get going. That night, though we hadn't left yet, we slept in the camper, just to try it out. My bed was about two feet wide and it was a good thing I am not real big. The next morning we left bright and kinda early we got on the high way, we did not know how many hours we would be on the high way in the next few weeks. We drove all day an stopped for dinner in Chicago with Uncle Eric and Aunt Sue. To cut down on the amount of driving the next day we drove a few more hours that night and stayed at a KOA campground. The next day was a killer because we had to drive for about 10 hours. Turns out, when we stopped for lunch we lost the key to to the camper, and the doors were locked. Not really a good situation, but it could have been worse (like if we lost the car keys). Anyway, we found a lock smith and though he didn't have the blanks for a two sided key he was able to make a key for the luggage compartments, and I cloned in through a window that was unlocked. We stayed the night at a campground that we had reserved sites for months ago, so we were on schedule. When the sun again rose we went to the Gettysburg battle site and saw the field and a fancy painting. It was really cool to drive around on a place that we had been learning about for ever! We had Mac and Cheese for lunch and ate at KFC for dinner. We drove to the next campground that night and after arriving set up camp and went to bed.
Today we went to Philadelphia! We drove half and hour to the train station and rode into the city. I hate public transportation!!! I really do. The fella who ran the train was like some foreign dude who probably didn't know English and that's why dad had such a hard time taking to him. He ended up charging us 60 bucks for a round trip that normally cost 28 dollars. The conductor pointed that out and refunded us the money. We had a fairly good day in Philadelphia and saw many cool historic sites including the Liberty Bell and Independence Hall. When we were in Independence Hall we suddenly were taken out side and told to stay away from buildings. Standing out side among hundreds of people, we wondered what was going on. After a couple minutes we were told it was safe to go back in the building and we finished out tour. I over heard a guard telling some one that it was an earth quake, just so small it was difficult to feel. I was ready to leave by now and we took the train back to our car. It was a good thing the train was still running, all the subways were shut down and we would have had no way back. I was not looking forward to another day in Philadelphia tomorrow. The second day was much less exciting, although it was interesting in a very similar way. When about to take a tour of the place where the first switch of presidents took place I again heard some guards talking, this time about a hurricane. I asked them about it ad they said a category III hurricane was coming to town soon. Oh boy, that sounded fun! Mom and Dad, of course, figured it was just a little storm and took no notice. Its a good thing they thought to pack me! The portable pessimist! It wasn't until they started to evacuate the city of new York that they started to take notice, but I will tell about that in the next paragraph.
On our way to New York City we toured Valley Forge. Ir was pretty cool, despite the rain. I like the country! When we just about reached the camp site that we would stay in while touring New York we received a call from the people who ran it wondering if we were still coming! They said everyone else had canceled their reservations and left early. Dad said that we were coming and they were awful surprised. They had free WiFi and we utilized it well, tracking Hurricane Irene with our iPods and iPhones. I convinced the parental units to leave earlier then we had originally planned but we still got to tour New York one day. Did I mention that I hate public transportation? Well I do... We saw the Statute of Liberty and the Island of Tears (Ellis Island). That is what it was called by the immigrants, but it wasn't that bad. Only about 2 percent of the immigrants were turned back. We ten went to Wall street and Times Square. That was really quite a site. The whole street was a giant TV! Dad purchased a apple iPad from the apple store in New York. It was so crowded in there you could hardly move! Rachel got something from the American Girl store. We went back to our campsite and got ready for evacuation. The hurricane was supposed to hit at 1-2 in the morning on Sunday. Tomorrow is Saturday so we planned to leave in the morning. It took until 10:30 for us to get going and we didn't travel very fast but we made it to a KOA in buffalo before the storm hit. It looked like a really nice site with an indoor pool and work out room, but we found out that they discriminated against kids and wouldn't let kids under 16 years old in the pool with out an adult. I did not swim. The next day we watched movies and relaxed while the wind whistled out side. It was only about 30 mph winds so nothing really happened. Then we went to Boston!
On the way to Boston we stopped at a place with thousands of water falls. Actually there were 11. We hiked a trail and saw most of them and boy was it good not to be around millions of people! After we finished there we drove to our campsite that we would be staying in while in Boston. The recent hurricane had flooded a bunch of roads and caused major traffic so on a trip that should have only taken 5 hours we drove for 12. We had a nearly fatal accident while setting up the camper: it was on a slight hill but we had chucked the wrong sides of the wheels, and while we were putting down the jacks it rolled off the supports and fell onto the jacks. If we hadn't put rocks on our side of the wheels it surly would have destroyed the hitch and probably more. In the morning we went into Boston and it really was much better then any other city. The buildings were much lower and farther apart and there was a park right by where we got off the subway. Did I mention that I don't like public transportation? We walked the liberty trail, a red line on the side walk that takes you all around Boston. It was a lot of walking but for the most part it was pretty cool. We saw a lot of historical sites in Boston like the house of Paul Revere and the battle site of bunker hill. We also went aboard the Constitution, one of the first ships in the US navy and one renowned for its battle record. It fought in 32 engagements and won every time. It is the oldest still active navel vessel in the world! The following day we saw Lexington and Concord and it was so nice to be in the country! Then we drove to see a replica Mayflower and toured a settlement that is like the one that the pilgrims founded. It was really neat because the reinactors there were highly trained to stay in character even with the most difficult tourists.
Finally we are on our way back home! We drove near Niagara falls and camped the night. The next morning we went to the falls and saw some amazing views. We enter Canada and saw the falls from the Canadian side. It was really hot that day and the mist from the falls felt nice. When we were finished with the falls we piled into the car and drove to Detroit. It was so hot that day we were worried the car would over heat. The following day we ate at a restaurant that Dad and Mom ate at a lot while in residency. We saw our old house, before Abby or I came around and much before Rachel. We were going to go to the Michigan opener but decided that it was too expensive and would skip it. We then drive our last stretch, home! When we got there we were all glad to be back, it was quite an adventure!
So to wrap up, we were gone for 15 days and in that time drove 3989 miles in 96 hours and 45 minutes! If you don't think that's a lot yet consider this not including the time when we were asleep we had about 180 hours of time. Over HALF of that was spent in the car! That's amazing! We started off with a full tank of gas ha to get many more tanks before it was through. The trip out was supposed to be about a third of our car time and ended up as maybe an seventh. New York City and Philadelphia were very big cities and I would not want to live in them. Comparatively Boston was pretty small and a nice ending to our trip. The road home was basically free of obstacles, but that can't be sati about the other parts. That was one of the longest trips I have ever taken and probably the most eventful but it was really fun and a great way to end the summer. . .

Sincerely yours,


Ryan Lokkesmoe
•2 Timothy 2:22•

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Trip post #1

Today we leave. My device doesn't blog, even if I had wifi, so don't expect posts until we get back. :D I slept in the camper with Dad, Mom, and Rachel. Rachel got the bottom bunk which is three times the size of the top bunk. I have no idea how that worked out. Its going to be a great trip! Over and Out...

Monday, July 11, 2011

Posting

You may have noticed my posts kinda halted for a while in there... I got an iPod and am hardly on the computer anymore. (Safari is disabled on the iPod so I can't post from there) but, here I am now. I am gonna post some.

Monday, June 27, 2011

We just returned from a 5 day trip to... the Wisconsin/Minnesota border! Even if it wasn't extremly far away we still had great fun. I have posted some pics below to show what it was like, after all... a picture is worth a thousand words. 
 Over looking the river. The St. Croix river.
 The river. :)
 One of the potholes this place is famous for. (you don't want one this big on your street)
 A little rock that we climbed to.
 Cooking hot sandwiches and pop pies.
 Me. =)
Fishing.  
 The river.
Drew, Me, and our famous 2 foot tinfoil dinner. After we had already eaten regular diner we came back and put all the leftover food in one big tinfoil dinner and ate it.
We had a great time. 

Interstate state park canoe trip on the St. Croix

I decided to upload the pictures from Interstate State Park in two different posts: canoeing and not canoeing. 


 Drew, Jake, and I (in that order) going down the river. It seemed to be Jake and I paddling most of the time, no offense Drew. 
 Me and Drew went swimming, we were the only voluntary swimmers. 
 Getting in the canoe was hard because it was extremely tippy. Even for a canoe. 

Rachel said that she enjoyed it. 
Us swimming non-voluntarily. Thrice the canoe tipped over, once because we all leaned left at the same time, once because Drew stepped into the shallow water to get to shore and it was deeper then he thought (pictured above), and the last time we flipped it on purpose. Also once Drew fell into the river and we towed him to the other side to get him back into the boat. Canoeing was AWESOME! :)

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

D.C. Pics

here are some pictures that we took in DC. Grandma has spontaneous picture taking disorder (not really) and insists that I am in every picture, next to every sign or building in DC



The Vietnam Memorial
 I think you know what that is...
 The temperature (it didn't storm at all though)
 The white house.
 Iwo Jima Memorial
 Washington monument
View of the jefferson from the top of the washington