I haven't put any jokes on for a while so here it goes :)
Funny Puns:
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
I did a theatrical performance on puns, really it was just a play on words.
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how a Mercedes bends.
Lightning sometimes shocks people because it doesn't know how to conduct its self.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is a period, it marks the end of his sentence.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
Sleep comes so naturally to me, I can do it with my eyes closed.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bike and a nicely dressed man on a trike? A tire.
If you step in a plane and see a friend of yours named jack, don't yell Hi Jack!
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
No matter how much you push the envelope it will still be stationary.
A grenade thrown in a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart
Did you hear about the fire at the circus? The heat was in tents!
Funny Puns:
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
I did a theatrical performance on puns, really it was just a play on words.
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how a Mercedes bends.
Lightning sometimes shocks people because it doesn't know how to conduct its self.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is a period, it marks the end of his sentence.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
Sleep comes so naturally to me, I can do it with my eyes closed.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bike and a nicely dressed man on a trike? A tire.
If you step in a plane and see a friend of yours named jack, don't yell Hi Jack!
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
No matter how much you push the envelope it will still be stationary.
A grenade thrown in a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart
Did you hear about the fire at the circus? The heat was in tents!
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